i already hear my dad disowning me
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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