the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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