yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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