I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm having to shit out rocks
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