I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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