My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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