After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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