I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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