How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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