soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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