even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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