is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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