the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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