She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
im six kinds of drunk right now
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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