We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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