No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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