I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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