OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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