its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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