I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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