Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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