Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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