Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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