hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So. Much. Porn.
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