At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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