So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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