i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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