stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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