did you get engaged???
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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