Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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