you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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