Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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