Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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