For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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