Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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