i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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