i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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