we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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