i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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