oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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