dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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