I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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