Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I came so hard my ears popped.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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