Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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