new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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