How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
