i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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