Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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