just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
