I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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