At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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