They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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