question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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