He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize