bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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