hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Terrible idea I love it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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