Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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