yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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